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MICROFUCK / OPERATING SYSTEM

The OS you never asked for.

Welcome to Microfuck OS. It looks productive. It behaves suspiciously. Click the icons and discover what your operating system has been hiding from you.

Everything is working exactly as designed.
Probably.
100%
09:47 PM
MICROFUCK OS READY

Click an application. We have carefully removed the useful parts of Windows and replaced them with jokes.

* Privacy settings may be controlled by an administrator, a subscription, a mysterious cloud service, or all three.
System requirements: one computer, one sense of humor, and absolutely no expectation that the Start Menu will remain where you left it.
MICROFUCK OS STATUSAll systems sarcastically operational.
Version 12.1.4.8.7.3