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EDGE
The Browser You Open to Download Firefox or Brave.
Still a remarkably consistent first-run use case.
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Browsers jokes
without the training.
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INTERNET EXPLORER
Rename It and Everything Is Fixed.
After Internet Explorer, Microsoft called the next browser Edge. Problem solved by typography.
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EDGE
Edge Wants to Be Your Default.
Your browser has discovered the ancient art of asking repeatedly.
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BING
Search Engine Confidence.
Bing can answer the question you didn't ask with impressive certainty.
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TEAMS
Teams: More Channels, Same Meeting.
Every organization has a Teams channel nobody remembers creating.
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TEAMS
The Meeting Multiplier.
A meeting about a meeting can become a meeting about why there are too many meetings.
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TEAMS
While fake ‘Microsoft support’ teams keep calling from across the world, real Microsoft support keeps you…
While fake ‘Microsoft support’ teams keep calling from across the world, real Microsoft support keeps you on hold for three hours. Somewhere between the two, user trust died quietly. 😁
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EDGE
Internet Explorer was infamous for bugs, and Edge’s forced promotion annoyed users.
Internet Explorer was infamous for bugs, and Edge’s forced promotion annoyed users. After decades of Internet Explorer suffering, Microsoft renamed it to Edge, because changing the name fixes everything, right? 😁
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EDGE
“Microsoft Edge: The Browser You Open Only to Download Mozilla Firefox or Brave.”
🪄 “Microsoft Edge: The Browser You Open Only to Download Mozilla Firefox or Brave.” Still the most consistent use case since 2015. 😁
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