ABOUT MICROFUCK
Not Microsoft.
Not their PR team.
Microfuck is an independent commentary, criticism and parody project about software, cloud computing, corporate technology culture and the small disasters that happen between “Save” and “Restart.”
Why the site exists
Satire is most useful when the target is recognizable. The archive turns real technology experiences into jokes, exaggeration and editorial commentary.
Clear non-affiliation
The site deliberately identifies itself as parody/satire and does not present itself as Microsoft's official website, support portal, account service or corporate publication.
About the articles
Each joke can be opened as a long-form parody article. Factual context is separated from the jokes where appropriate, with primary-source references supplied when useful.
MICROFUCK STATUSAll systems sarcastically operational.
Independent satire project
Microfuck Corporate History
1975 — Company founded.
1985 — Windows.
1998 — Windows 98 discovers live theatre.
2001 — Subscriptions are born somewhere.
2014 — “We love Linux now.”
2026 — We launched Microfuck.
Our mission: to document technology with sarcasm, facts and an unhealthy amount of blue-screen nostalgia.
1985 — Windows.
1998 — Windows 98 discovers live theatre.
2001 — Subscriptions are born somewhere.
2014 — “We love Linux now.”
2026 — We launched Microfuck.
Our mission: to document technology with sarcasm, facts and an unhealthy amount of blue-screen nostalgia.